D3 body, D1 cock
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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