Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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