If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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