Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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