She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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