YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
