I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
you never un-have a 4some
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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