I'm lost and stupid without you.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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