I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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