dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
My feet surprised me
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