This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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