just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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