she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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