My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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