So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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