That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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