i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Randomize
