I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
