I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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