Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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