Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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