We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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