Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
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