you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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