Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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