i just wanna soil my oats bro
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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