How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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