Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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