: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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