you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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