I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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