I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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