This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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