I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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