Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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