if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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