Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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