have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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