they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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