what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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