Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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