HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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