Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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