Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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