I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I look better un-naked...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
you made out with another girl for some wings
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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