So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
did i just pee glitter
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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