she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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