We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
