gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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