Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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